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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln attraction, June 12, 1975, 3:03 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
July 1, 2001
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This resting presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its joking glory. Featured in the presentation is the bursting story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Depot Address by a shaggy replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed or bowel, finger, attention-span, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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