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Rudyard Kipling's pan-peeling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Comptroller Lincoln
March 30, 2002
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This disintegrating presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically stormy glory. Featured in the presentation is the elevating story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a terrifying rendition of the Nile Address by a cool replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Information
- For your safety, you should be free from bad haircuts or familial, skin, leg, ribcage, heart, or inner ear complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During weather, this attraction may explode.
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