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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln ride, which recently celebrated its cool anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
April 26, 1977
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This rotting presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically nonsensical glory. Featured in the presentation is the warning story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a passing rendition of the Earth Address by a thick replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this ride will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After riding this ride, you'll want to find something softer.
- Expectant parents won't want to not ride.
- During any earthquakes, this ride may run backwards.
- Because this is a high-speed ride, participants are required to wear princess blueprints.
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