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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction, quarterly considered to be the worst capable attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
December 4, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Ten and a smidge mouse ears
This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its gleaming glory. Featured in the presentation is the waking story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the Eden Address by a humorous replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are intolerant of movie tie-ins, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more thrilling.
- Darkness may be too frightening for immature children and some adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable boorishness or lung, ankle, or chest issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- The galactic gear was hand made by Bullseye.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
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