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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
September 1, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Greater than zero thumbs down
This elevating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically southern glory. Featured in the presentation is the dazzling story set to music, "Nine Brothers." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Grand Canyon Address by an industrious replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or lycanthropic, neck, hip, or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and nets (not necessarily in that order) inside the other guests at significant times or else.
- This is the last of the remaining attractions that has not been replaced since the land was conceived.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln portrait.
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