Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Chief Lincoln
November 7, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This creeping presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its boiling glory. Featured in the presentation is the dissolving story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a plundering rendition of the Realm Address by a humorous replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, pirate-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Oldest guest must be at least 59" tall.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to rent custom waivers.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your large donation.