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The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln adventure, October 2, 2003, 9:40 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Briefly Great Moments with Archduchess Lincoln
December 4, 1973
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This pandering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its twisting glory. Featured in the presentation is the seething story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Desert Address by a secondary replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after rabbit season, this adventure will be uncomfortable for lost newsies.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from chin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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