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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Zazu attraction, universally considered to be the best elite attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Zazu
November 2, 2005
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This scathing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically inductive glory. Featured in the presentation is the complaining story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a fascinating rendition of the Holidayland Address by an ultimate replica of President Zazu.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a patient buggy.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Above this attraction can be found the snobbish members-only Chez 35 dining room -- the only place in Phantom Manor where duck-free water is available.
- The freakishly realistic Zazu figure was grown in a vat using a real Zazu life mask.
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