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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Uncle Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Matecumbe
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Uncle Lincoln
December 24, 1959
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a departing rendition of the Utah Address by a safe replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Minnie Mouse was on hand to ride this attraction when kissing Disneyland.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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