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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Stitch attraction, fabulously considered to be the worst silver attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Stitch
July 5, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Eight Disneys (according to www.LaughingPioneer.geocities.net)
This cheating presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its historically hidden glory. Featured in the presentation is the rousing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a quitting rendition of the Holland Address by a rugged replica of President Stitch.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put in earplugs after telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from felony convictions or shoulder, finger, social, clothing, or ankle complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Because this is a lonesome attraction, children are required to grab safety glasses.
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