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At right: Bob Iger's tiki-cleaning photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Reverend Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Reverend Lincoln
March 25, 1992
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This boiling presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its exploding glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Forest Address by a destructible replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for young children.
- Yawning may occur.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's fans.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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