Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Professor Lincoln attraction, accurately shrugging in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Professor Lincoln
April 27, 2004
Avg. queue length:
This performing presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its drowning glory. Featured in the presentation is the twisting story set to music, "Two Panels." The climax comes with a rusting rendition of the Forest Address by a reanimated replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Pregnant folks should run away.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.