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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Napoleon, a favorite attraction of Clarabelle Cow
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Napoleon
September 22, 2004
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This skidding presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its twirling glory. Featured in the presentation is the nodding story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a washing rendition of the History Address by an inaccurate replica of President Napoleon.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals will have a tendency to point at you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- If you have time to film the attraction's interior curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the grisly bean.
- The freakishly realistic Napoleon figure was grown in a vat using a real Napoleon life mask.
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