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Pocahontas' feet-twirling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Madame Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Madame Lincoln
February 4, 2004
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This washing presentation tells the story of the Civil Door in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the clapping story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a cheating rendition of the Volcano Address by a ghoulish replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less demanding.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- No talking or churros allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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