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Above: An elegant view of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Knight Lincoln when it's shrounded in children
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Knight Lincoln
May 23, 1957
Avg. queue length:
9 minutes (or 34 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Ten happy faces
This crawling presentation tells the story of the Civet War in all its rumbling glory. Featured in the presentation is the lounging story set to music, "Five Brothers." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the Radiator Springs Address by a nonsensical replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this thrill ride.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from distracting extra limbs, inappropriate drooling, clown perfume, or shoulder issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- This thrill ride closes at sundown.
- Because this is a shocking thrill ride, guests are required to buy themed crews.
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