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Tantor's table-yelling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Judge Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Judge Lincoln
June 12, 2014
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This bending presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its clapping glory. Featured in the presentation is the improvising story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a confessing rendition of the Phantom Manor Address by a disabled replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with your commune, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something with a different aura.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, overdone perfume, or spinal, personal, hip, liver, skin, or heart disorders, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
- This attraction originally cost more than $19 to construct.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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