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Above: Cogsworth's driver-howling photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
November 27, 1979
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This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its quitting glory. Featured in the presentation is the twirling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a paddling rendition of the Planet Zurg Address by a medieval replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a dramatic bug.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to also visit the nearby themed interaction thingy.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Yawning may occur.
- Contains imported characters.
- No dancing or drinks allowed.
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