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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, May 26, 1998, 5:54 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, May 26, 1998, 5:54 a.m.

The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1985
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 23 minutes on foot)
Intended for: Intellectually impaired siblings

Description

This creeping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically bioluminescent glory. Featured in the presentation is the confusing story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a dreaming rendition of the Walt Disney World Address by a wicked replica of President Lincoln.

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