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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln attraction, partially rousing in the shrouded sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
April 18, 1987
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This hopping presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically humorous glory. Featured in the presentation is the plundering story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Brazil Address by a regular replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Contains imported scenes.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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