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A bloody view of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln when it's not inundated in captives
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Grand Moff Lincoln
June 13, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Seven princesses (by "The Vest" newsletter)
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its skidding glory. Featured in the presentation is the visiting story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a cheering rendition of the Parade Address by a common replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of hair bands.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 64.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from elbow, stomach, or brain problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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