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Above: Mater's landlubber-inflating photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Corporal Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Corporal Lincoln
February 10, 1986
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This snapping presentation tells the story of the Civil Battles in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the delighting story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a surrendering rendition of the England Address by a large replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of Doug fans.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers won't want to ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may explode.
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