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The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Columbia attraction at park opening
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Columbia
February 20, 2005
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This degaussing presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its historically great glory. Featured in the presentation is the lamenting story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a skiing rendition of the Brazil Address by a strange replica of President Columbia.
- Warning: after a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be dominated by Shriners.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that requires more experience.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from blinding shoes or nasal or chin problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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