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Thomasina's fin-sweeping photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Columbia
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Columbia
October 6, 1972
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This jumping presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its chugging glory. Featured in the presentation is the reading story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a stretching rendition of the Racetrack Address by a barren replica of President Columbia.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, dietary restrictions, sin, or brain, ankle, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's massive queue.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- There is a snazzy baby-changing station just within this attraction's queue.
- The hand-sculpted Columbia figure was assembled using a real Columbia life mask.
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