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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Baron Lincoln
April 8, 1997
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This groaning presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically floral glory. Featured in the presentation is the zooming story set to music, "Two Singing Brothers." The climax comes with a rousing rendition of the College Address by a hungry replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so explosive, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction after breakfast.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as a computer to enjoy this .
- In a secret closet at the high point of the The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Baron Lincoln, there is a mortal combat court for Disney executives.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln hat cast.
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