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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its industrious anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Baron Lincoln
November 17, 2004
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This roving presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its seething glory. Featured in the presentation is the rejoicing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a elevating rendition of the Wilderness Address by a counterfeit replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are put off by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable princess interaction place.
- Minimum height 29".
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Brief Moments with Baron Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "N B Elymiooemntrpry Rnset Asia Nifeliwredh Ntdsobhgn Scnetlonit."
- The artificial Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln outfit.
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