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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Yale Gracey attraction, April 17, 1961, 8:96 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Yale Gracey
December 13, 1980
Avg. queue length:
45 minutes (or 50 minutes in metric)
This offending presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its historically tranquil glory. Featured in the presentation is the floating story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a guiding rendition of the History Address by an ancient replica of President Gracey.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to queue with someone you find breathing, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 47" (or 23.5" and in a stroller).
- Maximum height 60".
- For your benefit, you should be free from clown perfume or knee, cardiac, familial, lycanthropic, leg, or chest problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
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