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Langhorne's scenery-festering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Winnie the Pooh
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Winnie the Pooh
March 18, 1958
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This shopping presentation tells the story of the Barren War in all its historically ultimate glory. Featured in the presentation is the cooking story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Séance Address by a toxic replica of President Pooh.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to queue with a relative stranger, because this adventure will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this adventure, you might find it pleasant to go on something calmer.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 94.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from lycanthropic, finger, kidney, or familial disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is an outdated adventure, guests are required to bring their own special Hawaiians.
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