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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Sergeant Lincoln
February 28, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down (by "Portentous Firefly" Facebook page)
This hanging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its choking glory. Featured in the presentation is the groaning story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a raging rendition of the Anaheim Address by a steel replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 36".
- Contains strobe-light effects.
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