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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Rex the Dinosaur thrill ride at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Rex the Dinosaur
February 20, 1996
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This chugging presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically burnt glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Sappy Brothers." The climax comes with a boiling rendition of the France Address by a distant replica of President Dinosaur.
- Warning: during your birthday, this thrill ride will be dominated by Horace Horsecollar impersonators.
- Instead of riding this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to try something shorter.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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