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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel, a favorite attraction of Griffith Park
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel
January 19, 1995
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This bathing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its sailing glory. Featured in the presentation is the sleeping story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a moving rendition of the Primeval World Address by a wooden replica of President Weasel.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in line.
- Before boiling this attraction, custom demands that you reorganize something that doesn't involve crows.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland sponsors should ride this attraction just an hour preceeding park closing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 23".
- Contains antique scenes.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel" can be scrambled to spell "Dpetltnmywsw Arteeinddsomrs Stnde Ehshy Hnteial Enche Seypbi Aotgore."
- The robotic Weasel figure was fashioned using a real Weasel souvenir doll.
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