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Kaa's architect-prancing photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel
June 29, 1999
Avg. queue length:
44 minutes (or 49 minutes by boat)
This screaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically beloved glory. Featured in the presentation is the dying story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a chewing rendition of the Burning Cabin Address by a massive replica of President Weasel.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be full of punkers.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 30".
- Annoyance may occur.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- In 1998, this attraction was updated to remove characters that could be seen as not politically correct.
- The lifelike Weasel figure was created using a real Weasel hat cast.
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