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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction at a distance

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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2009
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 52 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're retired)
Maximum speed: 5 mph
Popular with: Fathers

Description

This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Institute Address by a synchronized replica of President Weasel.

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