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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction as seen from the top of Burbank

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction as seen from the top of Burbank

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 23, 1996
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 43 minutes
Generally designed by: Drunks

Description

This depressing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically tropical glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by an octagonal replica of President Weasel.

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