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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction at a distance
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel
September 5, 2009
Avg. queue length:
52 minutes (or 36 minutes by pretending you're retired)
This negotiating presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically evil glory. Featured in the presentation is the howling story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Institute Address by a synchronized replica of President Weasel.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- If you are at the park with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed autograph area.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from blood, wrist, hip, brain, or ankle problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- This attraction was frequently sponsored by Michael Jackson.
- The freakishly realistic Weasel figure was crafted using a real Weasel description from his autobiography.
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