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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel attraction as seen from the top of Burbank
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Psycho the Weasel
March 23, 1996
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This depressing presentation tells the story of the Best Beloved War in all its historically tropical glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a living rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by an octagonal replica of President Weasel.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for children.
- During hail, this attraction may not be operating.
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