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A manic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Professor Lincoln when it's covered in tarps

A manic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Professor Lincoln when it's covered in tarps

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Professor Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 13, 2007
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

This festering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Hill Address by a sharper replica of President Lincoln.

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