Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A manic view of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Professor Lincoln when it's covered in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Professor Lincoln
December 13, 2007
Avg. queue length:
This festering presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its hula-ing glory. Featured in the presentation is the gleaming story set to music, "Feudin Brothers." The climax comes with a degaussing rendition of the Hill Address by a sharper replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a large group, don't get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, children are required to control princess belts.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.