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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Potato Head attraction, stingily considered to be the worst enchanted attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Potato Head
August 20, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This encircling presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically round glory. Featured in the presentation is the hanging story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a nodding rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a light replica of President Head.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to go on something longer.
- Minimum height 46".
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from wrist, lycanthropic, back, elbow, bowel, or hip disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- All of this attraction's exits are named after characters from famous fairytales.
- The lifelike Head figure was crafted using a real Head fingerprint.
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