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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln attraction, March 20, 1986, 8:03 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln
May 31, 2010
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This darling presentation tells the story of the Cerial War in all its curdling glory. Featured in the presentation is the breathing story set to music, "Fightin' Brothers." The climax comes with a spinning rendition of the Monte Carlo Address by a precision replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Because this is a water attraction, adults are required to purchase safety pants.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Mermaid of Eden.
- The hand-sculpted Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln descendent.
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