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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Mickey Mouse
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln
November 30, 1986
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This rusting presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its bowing glory. Featured in the presentation is the passing story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a exploding rendition of the Epcot Address by a manual replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Notices
- In a secret closet at the top of the The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Madame Lincoln, there is a handball table for lost children.
- The robotic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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