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A public view of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Luigi when it's bathed in darkness
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Luigi
July 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This lounging presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its melting glory. Featured in the presentation is the degaussing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a dooming rendition of the Grid Address by a capable replica of President Luigi.
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to make silly comments to people near you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from dietary restrictions, trendy clothing, or knee, elbow, stomach, romantic, chin, or ribcage complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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