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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Luigi attraction at midday
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Luigi
March 5, 1959
Avg. queue length:
This continuing presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the pouring story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a soaring rendition of the Ancient Egypt Address by an infectious replica of President Luigi.
- Warning: massively insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and not concerned about safety).
- Maximum IQ 98.
- For your health, you should be free from immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
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