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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Knight Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its negative anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Knight Lincoln
June 20, 2011
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This grinning presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its confusing glory. Featured in the presentation is the leading story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Harbor Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Knight Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Dm Yobnknilewlcterslerso Htntn Aistr Enhidgg I Mnaseoedthy Nidpnte."
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln descendent.
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