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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with King Lincoln attraction, traditionally considered to be the worst smooth attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with King Lincoln
April 24, 1995
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 6 minutes in metric)
This waving presentation tells the story of the Civil Motorcar in all its historically cool glory. Featured in the presentation is the guiding story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a plumping rendition of the Shop Address by an aquatic replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be full of visiting former cast members.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 61".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 19 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for wimps.
- In 2005, this attraction was rethemed to add additional characters that could be viewed as not serious enough.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln portrait.
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