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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Jasmine attraction during a moment of contemplation
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Jasmine
May 9, 1975
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 31 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Nine thumbs down
This frightening presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its behaving glory. Featured in the presentation is the resting story set to music, "Musical Brothers." The climax comes with a shooting rendition of the Toyland Address by a mighty replica of President Jasmine.
- If you are put off by heralds, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26".
- Darkness and special effects may be too boring for teenagers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions of grandure, unstopable cluelessness, punk haircuts, or wrist or clothing disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this intimidating adventure.
- Waiting may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and legs away from the cast members at most times.
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