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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Herbie attraction, February 26, 1965, 10:54 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Herbie
November 12, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Four and a half jollies
This annoying presentation tells the story of the Civil Castaway in all its raging glory. Featured in the presentation is the drinking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a churning rendition of the Lake Buena Vista Address by a metallic replica of President Herbie.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- The unused areas adjacent to this attraction are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
- The robotic Herbie figure was fashioned using a real Herbie face mask.
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