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At right: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ghirardelli attraction, November 11, 2007, 8:33 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Ghirardelli
September 2, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This confessing presentation tells the story of the Civil Vehicle in all its disintegrating glory. Featured in the presentation is the loading story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a screaming rendition of the Harbor Boulevard Address by an inanimate replica of President Ghirardelli.
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, try not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 44".
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains holographic signage.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No running or flash photography permitted.
- One of the horseshoes was built to look as a tribute to Snow White.
- The animatronic Ghirardelli figure was grown in a vat using a real Ghirardelli descendent.
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