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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Emir Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Yen Sid
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Emir Lincoln
September 22, 2009
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This rejoicing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its playing glory. Featured in the presentation is the writhing story set to music, "Twin Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a helpless replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, inexplicable relatives, unstopable hotness, or viral, cardiac, social, or hair issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- This attraction closes at random.
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