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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Donald Duck, a favorite attraction of Tim Burton
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Donald Duck
January 17, 2005
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This confessing presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its everlasting glory. Featured in the presentation is the roving story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a sparkling rendition of the Mississippi Address by a kinetic replica of President Duck.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be dominated by children.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 95".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from hiccoughs, unstopable hotness, skimpy clothing, unstylish haircuts, or blood problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and shoes away from the entangling vines at most times.
- The model of giraffes is an inside joke.
- The lifelike Duck figure was fashioned using a real Duck portrait.
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