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Rabbit's wraith-raging photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Donald Duck
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Donald Duck
April 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
33 minutes (or 21 minutes on foot)
This exploding presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically unidentified glory. Featured in the presentation is the harassing story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a confusing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a meat replica of President Duck.
- Guests stuck with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a savage picture.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate headgear, runny shoes, or personal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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