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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, immediately considered to be the finest subtle attraction at DisneyLand
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln
December 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired foreigners
This surfing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its fleeing glory. Featured in the presentation is the mutating story set to music, "Seven Brothers." The climax comes with a climbing rendition of the Fantasia Address by an astronomical replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 28".
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may run backwards.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
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