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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction as seen from the top of Chick-a-Pin Hill
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln
October 2, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
This fading presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically frenetic glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a waning rendition of the Yard Address by a free replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 28".
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may smell funny.
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