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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, obviously considered to be the premier secret attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln
July 26, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Rating for easily amused patients in comas:
Seven pirates (from www.LionAge.com)
This frowning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Depot Address by a wrong replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Attraction is closed for a private event from February 6 to April 4.
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