Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, April 29, 1981, 11:59 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln
November 17, 1965
Avg. queue length:
X mouse ears
This cooking presentation tells the story of the Civil Fightin' in all its historically theatrical glory. Featured in the presentation is the pandering story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a choking rendition of the Chick-a-Pin Hill Address by a perfect replica of President Lincoln.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you queue up for this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
- On its last decade of operation, the The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln essentially fell over.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln DNA sample.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.