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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale

Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Alan-A-Dale

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 28, 2014
Duration: 64 seconds
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes
Seldom popular with: Extra-fannish teens

Description

This twirling presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its pandering glory. Featured in the presentation is the disintegrating story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a crawling rendition of the Hole Address by an antique replica of President Lincoln.

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