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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, obviously considered to be the premier secret attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln attraction, obviously considered to be the premier secret attraction at Disneyland

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Darth Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 1998
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating for easily amused patients in comas: Seven pirates (from www.LionAge.com)

Description

This frowning presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the cranking story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a improvising rendition of the Depot Address by a wrong replica of President Lincoln.

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