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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Cruella De Vil
November 9, 1989
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This lounging presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically wooden glory. Featured in the presentation is the choking story set to music, "Twelve Brothers." The climax comes with a smearing rendition of the Seven Seas Address by a miniature replica of President Vil.
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from back, spinal, brain, or personal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The unique log is completely natural.
- The robotic Vil figure was fashioned using a real Vil life mask.
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