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Above: Darth Vader's hunchback-melting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Count Lincoln
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Count Lincoln
April 3, 2012
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This playing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically benign glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Settlement Address by an universal replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this thrill ride will be full of passive-aggressive Shriners.
- After going on this thrill ride, you will be physically unable to find something longer.
- Minimum height 20".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 27 years old to ride with a child.
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