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Darth Vader's hunchback-melting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Count Lincoln

Above: Darth Vader's hunchback-melting photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Count Lincoln

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Count Lincoln

Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: April 3, 2012
Duration: 69 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

This playing presentation tells the story of the Civil Conflict in all its historically benign glory. Featured in the presentation is the zipping story set to music, "Maudlin Brothers." The climax comes with a licking rendition of the Settlement Address by an universal replica of President Lincoln.

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