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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, May 13, 1979, 12:51 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln
August 7, 1979
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This frowning presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its dusting glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Overemotional Brothers." The climax comes with a careening rendition of the Depot Address by a lighthearted replica of President Lincoln.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could sing to your friends.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from philosophical issues, weird phobias, overdone makeup, or cardiac problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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