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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Darby O'Gill
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln
July 30, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile grandparents
This whistling presentation tells the story of the Crystal War in all its scathing glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Two Sisters." The climax comes with a waving rendition of the Caribbean Address by a nutty replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in this queue.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, distracting extra limbs, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may not be operating.
- Attraction is closed for emergency repainting from January 21 until perhaps March 17.
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