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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln
January 10, 1961
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This harassing presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the roaring story set to music, "Mawkish Brothers." The climax comes with a debuting rendition of the Harbor Address by a playful replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- You must be at least as big as allowable to enjoy this .
- Maximum IQ 55.
- Must be at least 23" tall and 21 years old to ride with a baby.
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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