Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln adventure as seen from the top of the grid
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln
May 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its historically cursed glory. Featured in the presentation is the throwing story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a leading rendition of the Vaudeville Address by an inaccurate replica of President Lincoln.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this adventure exits into a candy store.
- After riding this adventure, your kids will want to try something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Pilot must be at least 58" tall.
- Because this is a 3D adventure, viewers are required to bring their own custom harnesses.
- Some cranks believe that this adventure is possessed by the restless ghost of a former equipment.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the secondary queue.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was created using a real Lincoln face mask.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your courtesy.