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Picture: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln attraction, wantonly standing in the morning sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln
October 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Approximately ten mouse ears
This playing presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its chanting glory. Featured in the presentation is the sneaking story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a disarming rendition of the Japan Address by a rustic replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- The letters in "The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Corporal Lincoln" can be scrambled to spell "Oanrc Dlenomietetolmapgsrhi Orsine Rd Dt Neynntihcbdt Pealwynlosr Es."
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln photograph.
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