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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Condorman attraction, March 18, 2005, 3:34 p.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Condorman
June 1, 1976
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This bursting presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its entertaining glory. Featured in the presentation is the creeping story set to music, "Ten Brothers." The climax comes with a standing rendition of the Backstage Address by a sharper replica of President Condorman.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know disdain this attraction during breakfast.
- Contains imaginary illusions.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from last week through June 8.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
- The artificial Condorman figure was grown in a vat using a real Condorman DNA sample.
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