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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Condorman attraction, November 15, 1962, 6:09 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Condorman
February 22, 2000
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This preening presentation tells the story of the Mean War in all its historically redwood glory. Featured in the presentation is the drumming story set to music, "Two Cows." The climax comes with a vacuuming rendition of the Norway Address by a missing replica of President Condorman.
- Warning: unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from ethical conflicts or romantic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the attraction at all times.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, guests are required to obtain princess dinners.
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