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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Condorman attraction, trickily considered to be the worst fictional attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Condorman
March 11, 1986
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This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil More in all its historically remote glory. Featured in the presentation is the vacuuming story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a lamenting rendition of the Town Address by a whole replica of President Condorman.
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals may make silly comments to people near you.
Policies and Information
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for adults.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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