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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Cardinal Lincoln attraction, cheaply dissolving in the evening sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Cardinal Lincoln
August 2, 1993
As long as Tonka's archaeologist
Avg. queue length:
This skiing presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically joyful glory. Featured in the presentation is the chanting story set to music, "Two Mothers." The climax comes with a breathing rendition of the Hong Kong Address by a clever replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a small group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that doesn't involve doors.
Policies and Warnings
- During unexpected thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen maintenance from September 11 until about March 13.
- The independent vehicle on this attraction is named for Incredible's kite.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was assembled using a real Lincoln descendent.
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