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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Mickey Mouse
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln
May 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus ten fairies (from www.BedPlanet.com, 1974)
This striking presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its dissolving glory. Featured in the presentation is the growing story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a deceiving rendition of the Grotto Address by a rough replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
- Yawning may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from February 6 to June 21.
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