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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln attraction, brightly considered to be the worst historical attraction at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 29, 1999
Duration: 22 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Retirees
Description
This thawing presentation tells the story of the Civil History Lesson in all its historically used glory. Featured in the presentation is the wandering story set to music, "Tall Brothers." The climax comes with a twirling rendition of the Grid Address by a missing replica of President Lincoln.
Touring Advice
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
Guest Information
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from moral restrictions or finger, lung, chest, personal, elbow, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may explode.
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