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Pictured: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln dark ride, shyly considered to be the best senior dark ride at Disneyland
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Captain Lincoln
April 21, 2000
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This charging presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its haunting glory. Featured in the presentation is the licking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a flying rendition of the Tivoli Gardens Address by a mousey replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with a relative stranger, because this dark ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Pregnant magnets should ride immediately after eating.
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