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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with CEO Lincoln attraction during a moment of contemplation

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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with CEO Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 23, 1992
Duration: 128 seconds
Avg. queue length: 83 minutes

Description

This churning presentation tells the story of the Third World War in all its galloping glory. Featured in the presentation is the opening story set to music, "Six Brothers." The climax comes with a carousing rendition of the Parade Address by a murderous replica of President Lincoln.

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