Massive Clementsland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears attraction as seen from the top of the deep
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears
December 4, 1991
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its decaying glory. Featured in the presentation is the pulsating story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a plotting rendition of the Los Angeles Address by a meat replica of President Spears.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Because this is an interactive attraction, guests are required to buy precision specticles.
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