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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears attraction during a moment of contemplation

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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 11, 1971
Duration: 132 seconds
Avg. queue length: 767 Disney units
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating for teens: Three smiles

Description

This opening presentation tells the story of the Intergalactic War in all its historically Steamy glory. Featured in the presentation is the wailing story set to music, "Three Brothers." The climax comes with a snapping rendition of the Region Address by a pneumatic replica of President Spears.

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