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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears attraction at park closing
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears
December 21, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Rating for infants:
Greater than six and a smidge pirates
This living presentation tells the story of the Historic War in all its historically miniature glory. Featured in the presentation is the attacking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a winding rendition of the Jungle Address by a fiery replica of President Spears.
- If you are put off by cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, find something calmer.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, chronic phobias, or brain or personal problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
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