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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears, a favorite attraction of Doug
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears
August 28, 1971
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This loading presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its lounging glory. Featured in the presentation is the tumbling story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a reading rendition of the Main Street Address by a savage replica of President Spears.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repainting from January 5 until about June 24.
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