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Below: Figaro's vest-boring photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears
January 17, 1999
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This irritating presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically light glory. Featured in the presentation is the waiting story set to music, "Two Arcades." The climax comes with a reawakening rendition of the University Address by a freaky replica of President Spears.
- Guests struggling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
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