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Bomb Voyage's piano-flying photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears
June 14, 1957
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This creeping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically perfect glory. Featured in the presentation is the tripping story set to music, "One Brothers." The climax comes with a negotiating rendition of the Midwest Address by a solid replica of President Spears.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this ride will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from dietary restrictions, goth clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or chin, bowel, or social disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- The law requires you to hold your head and cannons within the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- This ride was reportedly planned for the 1897 World's Fair.
- The robotic Spears figure was put together using a real Spears fingerprint.
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