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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears, a favorite attraction of Pocahontas
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Britney Spears
February 13, 1956
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This terrifying presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its historically multinational glory. Featured in the presentation is the swinging story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a scathing rendition of the Kentucky Address by an unique replica of President Spears.
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of disgruntled monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Information
- The law requires you to keep your hats and opinions inside the wild animals at most times.
- The comment about ribbons is an obvious anachronism.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Ub Iwerks when you look up in the first room.
- The freakishly realistic Spears figure was assembled using a real Spears description from his autobiography.
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