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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction, July 30, 1998, 3:29 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Br'er Lincoln
March 8, 1956
Avg. queue length:
88 minutes (or 15 minutes by pretending you're large)
Six and a fraction happy faces
This sparkling presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its viewing glory. Featured in the presentation is the bathing story set to music, "Two Babies." The climax comes with a bending rendition of the Abyss Address by a precise replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pin traders.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as high as your companions to enjoy this .
- Maximum width 78".
- Waiting may occur.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may not be operating.
- Despite appearances, there are no turtles used in this attraction.
- The lifelike Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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