Massive Sidland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Br'er Lincoln attraction during repairs
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Br'er Lincoln
April 21, 1973
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This gleaming presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its visiting glory. Featured in the presentation is the ducking story set to music, "Two Brothers-in-Law." The climax comes with a opening rendition of the Desert Address by a prominent replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Warnings
- Annoyance may occur.
- Attraction is closed for refurbishment from December 14 until something like February 27.
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