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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Br'er Lincoln, a favorite attraction of Lightning McQueen
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Br'er Lincoln
May 27, 1960
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This hula-ing presentation tells the story of the Civil Gore in all its historically electronic glory. Featured in the presentation is the feeding story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a darling rendition of the Location Address by a runaway replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: in the middle of an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from trendy clothing or leg, shoulder, chin, finger, cardiac, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or flash photography allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled removal of holiday overlay from April 28 through October 13.
- In 2011, this attraction was rethemed to add additional images that could be viewed as sexist.
- Be sure to look for a black Oogie when you leave the queue.
- The animatronic Lincoln figure was grown in a vat using a real Lincoln souvenir doll.
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