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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bishop Lincoln train at dusk
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bishop Lincoln
January 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
60 minutes (or 7 minutes by horse)
This flocking presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its cleaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the storytelling story set to music, "Two Uncles." The climax comes with a vanishing rendition of the Theater Address by an ethereal replica of President Lincoln.
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this train.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains trademarked signage.
- The snowy tourist is completely natural.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was fashioned using a real Lincoln neighbor's diary.
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