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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bishop Lincoln attraction, which recently celebrated its patriotic anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bishop Lincoln
September 6, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a half dollars (by Donald Duck)
This embellishing presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically dirty glory. Featured in the presentation is the plumping story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a losing rendition of the Fantasyland Address by a skilled replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- This attraction closes at random.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the vehicle at significant times.
- The unused areas behind this attraction are home to many homeless former cast members.
- The freakishly realistic Lincoln figure was put together using a real Lincoln life mask.
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