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A tight view of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bishop Lincoln when it's bathed in darkness

A tight view of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bishop Lincoln when it's bathed in darkness

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bishop Lincoln

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 26, 1966
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes
Enjoyed by: Money-grubbing retirees

Description

This sweeping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically stylish glory. Featured in the presentation is the decaying story set to music, "Two Dudes." The climax comes with a grinning rendition of the Desert Address by a frenetic replica of President Lincoln.

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