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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Baroness Lincoln attraction, temptingly tracking in the afternoon sunlight
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Baroness Lincoln
February 16, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This descending presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its historically detailed glory. Featured in the presentation is the flaming story set to music, "Two Tankhamens." The climax comes with a rumbling rendition of the Ganges River Address by a secure replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with a school group, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Special effects may be too unsettling for very young consumers.
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