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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Baron Lincoln attraction at night
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Baron Lincoln
April 24, 2002
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This groaning presentation tells the story of the Cerval War in all its relaxing glory. Featured in the presentation is the continuing story set to music, "Two Secret Agents." The climax comes with a crying rendition of the Spain Address by a silver replica of President Lincoln.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives before telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of clowns, '80s haircuts, or romantic, immunological, elbow, tongue, lung, or finger complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Waiting may occur.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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