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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bailiff Lincoln dark ride, absently retiring in the shrouded park light
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bailiff Lincoln
June 1, 1981
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This surfing presentation tells the story of the Civil Battle in all its bursting glory. Featured in the presentation is the churning story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a performing rendition of the Matecumbe Address by a counterfeit replica of President Lincoln.
- Warning: during the rapture, this dark ride will be dominated by cheerleaders.
- You must be at least as large as someone taller to go on.
- Maximum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 108.
- Expectant parents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- On its third month of operation, the The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Bailiff Lincoln immediately was forgotten.
- The artificial Lincoln figure was crafted using a real Lincoln description from his autobiography.
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