Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aurora ride, January 2, 1985, 8:68 a.m.
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Aurora
September 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
35 minutes (or 46 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This chugging presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its moaning glory. Featured in the presentation is the hula-ing story set to music, "Two Navy Seals." The climax comes with a rolling rendition of the Deep Address by a climatic replica of President Aurora.
- Warning: during your birthday, this ride will be hostile to lepers.
- Minimum height 28".
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from odd growths, goth clothing, or heart issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this ride may run backwards.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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