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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter attraction, which recently celebrated its underwater anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter
October 20, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Six thumbs down
This scathing presentation tells the story of the Tear-Jerking War in all its rousing glory. Featured in the presentation is the fermenting story set to music, "Two Guys." The climax comes with a rejoicing rendition of the Melodyland Address by a skeletal replica of President Linkletter.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After carousing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something in a distant area of the park.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from chronic missing kidneys, excessive cluelessness, '80s haircuts, or tongue, inner ear, attention-span, skin, or back disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Boredom may occur.
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