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Doug's bean-glittering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter

At right: Doug's bean-glittering photo of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 5, 2003
Duration: 45 seconds
Avg. queue length: 54 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating: Zero churros

Description

This wandering presentation tells the story of the Civil Eyore in all its pillaging glory. Featured in the presentation is the walking story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a leaping rendition of the United Kingdom Address by a recyclable replica of President Linkletter.

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