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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter attraction during a moment of contemplation

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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 28, 1967
Duration: 74 seconds
Avg. queue length: 49 minutes
Maximum speed: 5 mph

Description

This walking presentation tells the story of the Civil Event in all its historically whiskered glory. Featured in the presentation is the tracking story set to music, "Mushy Brothers." The climax comes with a chattering rendition of the Site Address by a vengeful replica of President Linkletter.

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