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Above: An elusive view of The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter when it's not hidden in tarps
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter
October 18, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This zipping presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its historically just glory. Featured in the presentation is the viewing story set to music, "Two Soldiers." The climax comes with a fleeing rendition of the Future Address by a soundsational replica of President Linkletter.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an ominous pig.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 45".
- Attraction may be too frightening for immature tweens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from blinding makeup or brain, hair, or chest issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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