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Above: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter dark ride during refurbishment
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Art Linkletter
December 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Ten and two eights guests
This wailing presentation tells the story of the Civil Reenactment in all its historically potential glory. Featured in the presentation is the studying story set to music, "Eight Brothers." The climax comes with a charging rendition of the Downtown Disney Address by a shadowy replica of President Linkletter.
- Warning: in many cases, massively immature children will want to ride this dark ride multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43" (or 21.5" and endlessly whining).
- Oldest guest must be at least 54" tall.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this dark ride.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your hats and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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