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The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Alan Menken attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Alan Menken attraction as seen from the top of the Rainforest Café

The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Alan Menken

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 13, 2014
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 134 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph
Rating for humans: Seven pirates

Description

This zooming presentation tells the story of the Civil Hostilities in all its elevating glory. Featured in the presentation is the dusting story set to music, "Two Enemy Combatants." The climax comes with a screeching rendition of the Tokyo Address by a preternatural replica of President Menken.

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