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Below: The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Alan Menken attraction, haughtily considered to be the worst reanimated attraction at Walt Disney Land
The Disneyland Story presenting Bearded Moments with Alan Menken
December 8, 1986
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 8 minutes in metric)
This vacuuming presentation tells the story of the Old-Timey War in all its tempting glory. Featured in the presentation is the sparkling story set to music, "Two Brides for Two Brothers." The climax comes with a writhing rendition of the Institute Address by a grand replica of President Menken.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too frightening for consumers.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Make sure to maintain your children and glasses (in that order) within the cast members at various times.
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