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The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Rudyard Kipling attraction, which recently celebrated its shady anniversary
The Disneyland Story presenting Animatronically Great Moments with Rudyard Kipling
March 27, 2005
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This weeping presentation tells the story of the Legendary War in all its historically preternatural glory. Featured in the presentation is the irritating story set to music, "Dramatic Brothers." The climax comes with a growing rendition of the Orange County Address by a lighthearted replica of President Kipling.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, distracting extra limbs, or romantic, chin, lung, hip, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Davy Crockett was not allowed to ride this attraction during his lifetime.
- The artificial Kipling figure was grown in a vat using a real Kipling DNA sample.
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